Holy Hickeys, Batman!

Sometimes I wonder if I have any common sense at all. (I am sure Steve wonders the same thing too) Yesterday morning Clara and I were playing. She is into the cute "grab your face and squeal stage." We were sitting on the couch and she grabbed my face and started sucking on my chin. I was laughing and having a fun time with her.

She eventually grew tired of the simple game, so I put her down for a nap and took the opportunity to throw my stinky self in the shower. When I got out of the shower I took a look in the mirror and had to do a double take. How lovely! Two little hickeys from my precious girl with the suction power of a Dyson.

The picture does not do them justice, I was having a hard time getting a good shot using the self portrait method.

I found this tip on Wikipedia.

Tips
In the future, get and give hickeys where they won't be easily found -- or don't get one at all!
Hickeys will usually fade naturally in a couple of days to a week. There’s no sure way to get rid of one other than waiting, so be patient and try to minimize and hide its appearance as much as you can.

If someone notices your hickey, play it off. The excuse of the "curling iron burn" is common, but it doesn't work because a burn and a bruise look nothing alike. Try a different excuse, one that would cause a bruise, like you got hit with a ping-pong ball or other projectile. People probably won’t believe you, but at least it’s plausible.

How can I use wikipedia with out ending with my favorite quote on it...

"Wikipedia is the best thing out there. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."

-Michael Scott