Dear Friends and Family,
I am writing this letter to inform you that at 9:45 p.m. on the 27th day of June, in the year 2008, the entire house was clean. Every room was clean, all at the same time. Hell froze over for a brief moment, for the cleanliness only lasted a few minutes.
If you stop by my house in the future only to find shoes, diaper bags, briefcases and dirty diapers that need to go out to the dumpster lining the entry, please step over them. If by chance you pop in and find our family room covered in toys, please know that we do have rug in there. It looks great when it has been vacuumed and all the dehydrated mac and cheese has been eradicated from it. Perhaps you are stopping by to use the facilities? They were clean, sorry you missed it. You will feel much better after you wash your hands and forget about the things you may have seen. Sometimes it works best to just block out the memory completely. If you are a really good friend and have had the opportunity to see our upstairs before, please come back over. I would like the chance to redeem myself.
I wish I could have had you all over to experience the euphoria. Maybe next time.
Sincerely,
Amy
a.k.a. The lady who really stunk yesterday because she refused to take a shower until it was all done.
3 comments:
Great disclaimer...I feel the same. I finally mopped my whole house well Thursday after months of rebellion. Well, the pristine state is already long gone. Oh well!
I'm still working on the whole house clean thing. I didn't think it was possible. You sound a bit like wonder woman!! Did you get some extra powers you need to tell me about!
I knew there was a reason I liked your 'profile' on swap bot....you are JUST LIKE ME!
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