Master of the Flirt

Today I babysat a friend's Granddaughter. She was 2 years old and ADORABLE! What was even more interesting, I had the unique privilege of watching my son try and pick up a girl.

10 Flirting Tips By Thomas
All have been used and proven successful.

1. Pretend like you are not happy at all that there is a little girl at your house. Turn your head, refuse to look at her. While nobody is watching, take a couple of glances.

2. While she is sitting in the club chair enjoying a nice sippy-cup of milk, slowly walk over and sit by her. Even if the chair is plenty big for both of you, just sit on the arm of the chair and show her, without being too obvious, your remarkable balancing skills.

3. When you get the feeling that she might be interested in you, get down and get in the chair with her. Ask her if she would like to join you for breakfast and keep her company while your wonderful, talented, mother whips up some Mickey Mouse Pancakes for the two of you. As an added bonus, ask your mother to lay out the towel on the ottoman so the two of you can enjoy a nice romantic breakfast by the light of the TV showing Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

4. While eating, reach over with your smelly, syrup soaked hands and rub them through her long blond hair while telling her "You sure do have pretty hair."

5. Take your spork and run it through your hair, just like Danny Zuko in Grease.

6. After breakfast, ask her if she would like to see your cars - that's right, I said cars, because real men own more than 1!

7. When there is a pause in the conversation, tell her that she has a really nice shirt.

8. When the right time approaches, ask your mother if she can spend the night. After all, you have known this girl for 2 hours. Tell her that there is plenty of room in your bed and you will even share your pillow! Try not to cry in front of her when your Mother tells you, "I don't think so."

9. After using the potty, come out of the restroom and announce to her that you have just gone pee. If she is really into you, she will reply,"Good Job."

10. Try not to over react when her grandmother comes to pick her up and take her home.

Be sure to look for Thomas' dating book, "It's Never To Early: A Toddler In Love"